Ceramah, bored, books, fights

So hello again, fellow bloggers and people who stumble on meh blog.

* this part was written like last week =_=*

Urgh...The canteen had almost no food so I was left starving until I came home and pigged myself on the Chicken Kuzi that my mom made and some traditional fried stuff like Vade and the hard thing...with the kasturi ball that my dad bought.

The reason why the canteen didn't have any food was because, everyone went to recess at the same time...so me, being used to having the first pick of everything since I go out early...ended up with a bowl of porrigde, a samosa and a curry puff. Which were all COLD.

The reason why everyone went to recess at the same time was because the school had a thing called the Celebration of Prophet Muhamad's Isra' Mi'raj...which leads to the yearly lecture about the event since I was in the first grade...and that was like 7 years ago. I subconciously know all the facts, except for the names, since I was never good at names XD

So, we heard an hour and half lecture given by this General in the army/ Ustad...who's name has fadded out of my head. Oh well.

The Indian kids went over to listen to a lecture about life in Tamil and the Chinese Kids went to listen to a lecture in Mandrin * I think...will have to ask Usagi-chan...*

Well..that's what happens every year but when we were in Primary School, they'd just seperate us as Muslims and Morals. =='''

Oh well, so I STARVED MY ASS OFF while waiting for school to end. Van came late, ended up reading nearly 50-60 pages of the book that Wani gave me, GONE. As far as I can tell, IT'S AWESOME. I like borrowing books from her because she picks the coolest book that I don't seem to find in any of my trips to Borders, MPH or the Big Bookstore in the Atria.

Before this, I borrowed Incarceron, which is a gripping novel about a boy named Finn who is convinced that he is from the Outside, a on Earth and not a person born from Incarceron, who is the book's anatogist, a prison that praticly lives, breathes and watches your every move, changing it's dimensions and pathways to it's will. The second progatanist is a young girl named Claudia, who is the daughter of the Warden of Incarceron. Doomed to an arrangged marridge with an idiotic baffoon of a prince that goes around impregnating servant girls and overall acting like a spoiled mama's boy, she wants escape.

So, the plot thickens when Claudia suspects that Finn just maybe Giles, her first bethorel and first crush. Giles was supposedly killed when he was about 12, fallen off his horse. But an old caretaker, who looked apon his dead body and laughed, keeping to himself that no matter how good they made the dead boy look like him, it wasn't Giles.

For the rest, you'd have to buy the book yourself because I don't wanna be a spoil sport for those who are planning to get or borrow the book. It's really good and I hope more people would read it.

GONE is about a small comunity of kids trying to survive an epidemic that has made those 15 and above dissapere, right into thin air. Whilst that, some of them developed powers, such as pyrokinetics, super speed, gravity control, healing, telekinisis and stuff like that. The main character, Sam, is a 14 year old boy who lives with his mother in the place of the incident, Peridio Beach, somewhere in California.

Something happens, which they refer it as the PYZE ( I think so ), and everybody's 15 and above, also those who turn 15 within the time elasped within it will dissappere. It happens when they were at school...and such.

Wani didn't go to school for 2 days because she's sick so I coudn't get the Blood Ties book I booked from her. Well, good things come to those who wait.

Had a whale of a time fighting with Baka Itachi, just for the fun of it. We disscused more like mati-matian fought about Yaoi. He said Yaoi is wrong and if he had a choice of watching Hentai or Yaoi, he'd watch Hentai...which is just FECKING WRONG =_='''

Well, I wasn't really fighting with him, I enjoy doing that do I can just talk le XD

I have awesome friends...

Before that, we spent 4 periods in the Libary, not back to back...that's extreme, but 2 periods for Art and another 2 for BM..where Sir Halim claims be gave us our Nilam Books back. Nilam is a thing where we read books, state them in the Nilam Book and then write the synopsis of it and what we leart from it....WHICH IS A BIG WASTE OF TIME XD

I don't know where mine is. I swear, if it's missing I'm cursing all of you because I already wrote 4 book synopsis in there for this year...but I have read more than 20 novels this year. Just malas la wanna do all this shit.

Will be on drawing spree...soon..and will figure out story line of Kisah Remaja and the AU Sano comic that I will be calling Mafia Life....God help me in my exams next month so that my brains don't become mush.

Any if any of you have some great novels that you think I would read and enjoy * GODS PLEASE, NO TWILIGHT. IT BORED MY BRAIN AND KILL MOST OF MY IDEAS* then lemme borrow them, please.

AND HERE'S SOME ART!!!

A random person in my Tee Message line that I've been doing...

Me and my manself

A bunch of my OCs....including some Vongola Children~ 1827 kid, DOC kid, 68Fran kid, S80 kid.

Some random chara's that I made after reading a chapter of Sex Pistols

Francois with his Tattoes

Cross with that huge scar

Sano with the scars that she/he got along the years...those stars are bullet wounds.

Sketch dump XD. Featuring Sano, my manself * dude with the black and Mint hair*, Byakuran..I think, loads of eyes...and stuff

Sano and her/his family~

SO CIAO~

Seiichiro Sano

Taken from DeviantArt from dearest Usagi and Anya~

Dear USAGI,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it that night you picked your nose, in your closet and I saw you hit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that we’re related. I'm returning The couch cushions, but keeping Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the bruises and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore

~YAOI~YAOI~YAOI~YAOI~

Dear (Person of Choice),

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8), but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12)

1) What's the color of your shirt?

Blue - I'm in love with your cat

Red - Our affair is over

White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you

Black -Our romance is over

Green- Our socks don't match

Grey - You're a leprechaun

Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy

Pink - Your nostrils are insulting

Brown - The mafia wants you

No shirt - I'm joining the Convent

Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?

January - That night you picked your nose

February -When I quoted Forrest Gump

March - When your dwarf bit me

April - When I tripped on peanut butter

May - When I threw up in your sock drawer

June - When you put cuffs on me

July – When I saw the purple monkey

August - When you smacked my ass

September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub

October -Last year when you peed your pants

November - When your dog humped my leg

December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?

Tacos - In your apartment

Chicken- In your car

Pasta - Outside of your office

Hamburgers - Under the bus

Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner

Lasagna - In your closet

Kebab - With Jean Chrétien

Seafood - In a clown suit

Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert

Pizza - At the mental hospital

Hot dog - Under a street light

Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?

Yellow - Ignore

Red - Put whipped cream on

Black - Hit on

Blue - Knock out

Purple - Pour syrup on

White - Carve your initials into

Grey - Pull the clothes off

Brown - bit of

Orange - Castrate

Pink - Pull the pants off of

Barefoot - Sit on

Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?

Black - My boyfriend

White - My father

Grey - The Catholic Priest

Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie

Purple - my corned beef hash

Red - My knee caps

Blue - My salt-beef bucket

Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana

Orange - My Blink 182 cd

Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection

Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?

One Tree Hill - Senile

Heroes- Frostbitten

Lost - High

Simpsons- Cowardly

The news - Scarred

American Idol - Masochistic

Family Guy - Open

Top Model - Middle-class

Annat - shamed

House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful you are

Sad - How boring you are

Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men

Angry - That your smell makes me vomit

Depressed – That we’re related

Excited - That I may pee my pants

Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you

Worried - That your Ford sucks

Apathetic - That you need a sex-change

Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes

Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist

Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid

Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your toe ring

Yellow - Your love letters to me

Red - The pictures from Vegas

Black - Your pet rock

Blue - The couch cushions

Green - Your car

Orange - Your false teeth

Brown - Your nose hair clippers

Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear

Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket

Pink - The cut toenails

Other - Your balls

9) The first letter of your first name?

A/B - Your virginity

C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it

E/F - Your neighbors dog

G/H - The oil tank from your car

I/J - Your left ear

K/L - The results of that blood-sample

M/N - Your glass eye

O/P - My common sense

Q/R - Your mom

S/T - Your collection of butterflies

U/V - Your criminal record

W/X – Your sucide note

Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?

A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet

C/D - Always will remember the pep talks

E/F -Never will forget that night

G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.

I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly

K/L - Hate your cooking

M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching

O/P -told my psychiatrist about the bruises

Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs

S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass

U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart

W/X - Haven’t showered in a month

Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?

Wine- Our friendship is ruined

Soft drink – I love Oprah

Milk - The apartment building is on fire

Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this

Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice

Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.

Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out

Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird

Whiskey - I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon

Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine

Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand – Warm tingly sensations

France - Love always

Spain - With tears of sadness

China – You make me sick

Germany – Please don’t hurt me

Japan - Go milk a cow

Greece - Your everlasting enemy

USA - Best of luck on the sex change

Egypt – Kiss my butt

England - Go drown yourself

Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore

My bruised p--arm? Epicness of Yaoi and Fucks

I fell off my fucking stool when it broke into three quaters. How awesome is that? XDD

How'd it happen, you ask? Well...I was sitting on it while stairing at my eyes at my four feet long mirror, getting an eyelash out of my right eye that fell right into it. So, when I was done with that, I decided to stay on my stool for a little longer while looking at my printed A4 paper posters of Dogs: Bullets and Carnage and Kuroshitsuji because they are right beside my mirror. And then, I head a tiny crack and I fell. Epic, kan?

Okay so today was pretty much as normal as the last one...well except we goofed off more during recess, English and Maths, haha. During BM..I swear, my middle finger was going to fall off if I had to do more of the damnation's notes. You know the bump that we have on our fingers if we write a lot? That went from bump to complete flat after racing against time to finish those things...and then during Sivik, the Headmistress didn't come so we had 35 mins to outselves. So I just happen to be sitting on Grace's seat, you know, the wrong way. The seat and the bag, facing infront and I'm facing behind, talking to Velrooban.

He asked me " If you were a 'pondan' * faggot..sorry...this word is offensive ==''*, which bathroom would you go into?"

" What am I supposed to be wearing?"

" A bikini"

" Then the girls la"

" He got cock ma?"

" Then what, go into the male's and get raped?"

And then a " Woah" erupted in the two front rows

And then Siva says " They can't rape him what...he's got---"

" Got la, his asshole"

Que another 'woah'

So then Grace asked me " What are you doing? Fucking the bag?" and all of us started to laugh because my comeback was " How on earth could I fuck the bag? I don't have the proper organs for the job la!"

And then Velrooban then said " Or maybe, the bag is fucking Sano"

" Where's the part that's doing the fucking?" Grace asked while pulling at the shoulder straps

" It's a GENDERLESS BAG with no ORGANS that can do the FUCKING" I said and the Baka-Itachi and all who could hear said " whoa~" LOL

Now that cracked us up, ROFLMAO XD

And then during Recess, Usagi-chan, Sara and Sharmini went to buy these thirty cents ice cream in a tube...pendek kate, the traditional Malaysian Ice Cream XDD

Sara had sarsi, Sharmini Asam Boi * damn...me likey!* and me and Usagi-chan had lychee. Man, it's good eating those on a cold day after a couple of years living without them o/TL

When I was a primary kid, I used to have these for like almost everyday in the week, in all different flavours~ But when I went to High School...everything like changed! There were no more street vendors except the ice cream men, the Ice Blended Crew, the Chinese lady that sold the drinks and an Indian lady that sells snacks *cough*junkfood*cough* like Mamee and things like that. There were no ladies selling their ice cream in the flimsy plastic covering and with all those delicious flavours * drools* Man, do I miss being a Primary Kid =_='''

So, all of us went into class kinda early because he had class downstairs since we had Oral and Maths. And boy, was it chaotic!

First, I saw *edit* KERAN* EDIT*...well, trying to dry hump a table. I know, it's sounds stupid but it was really funny watching him make the funny moans XDDD

* I knew it was Keran...their names got mixed up XD ROFL*

So I asked him " Are you trying to fuck the damn table?"

" Fucking requires passion. How can I fuck this thing without passion?!"

" Fucking and Lovemaking are two different things la stupid!"

" It's the same thing!"

" Fucking is when you SHOVE that thing inside, no passion, like a freakin quickie!"

And then Usagi-chan went giggling while watching us play-fight XDD

Baka-Itachi and the gang started to drum the tables with their awesome skills! Well, you think it's peasy stuff that's got no quality but these guys got the rythmn to do it and they're pretty creative in how they present their drumming. The girls started to pick it up from them and pratcily all of the goody-two shoes who listen to the teacher didn't do that and focused on the drumming instead, It was hillarious!

So, I was in the third row, with Baka-Itachi and Velrooban infront of me...and they were the EXACT DEFINITION OF A YAOI COUPLE.

Velrooban was all touchy-touchy go-go with Baka-Itachi's butt and chest...and was all out molesting the 5'9 teen XD It was so damn funny to watch and kept on shouting at them " CLOSER YOU GUYS!" " KEEP IT COMMING!" KISS, KISS, KISS!!!!" Man, I had a blast!

And then there was these two parts where Baka-itachi tried to climp on top of Keran while pinning him down...IN THE CLASSIC YAOI POSE. And then there was another one of this with Velrooban... *Ultra High because of the Yaoi*

Wei Da and Dong Cheng had their time toghether too! Wei Da ALMOST...BY A FEW CM OR SO...KISSED Dong Cheng OMO!!!!

You know how the cliche scenes are...the man grabs the chin of the other man and then their mouths close and then...they make out =W=''''* dribbles out yaoi pamphlets on how they DO it*

I WISHED THAT REALLY HAPPENED...but I we can't risk bringing our handphones during normal school hours...so yeah, not going to happen.

And then the teacher went shouting at us...well, them for making loads of noise * we even attracted the attention of the people outside who were doing their club activities* but the gang started to beat the dr--Tables and the rest is history XD

And science was equally chaotic! We had to do the experiment for Peka which involved an eletric beam balance and dissolving 10 grans of salt into water. So, the eletronic beam balance thing's sensative so Wei Da had to take slave off there, making sure there was more or less 10 grams...which was funny since sometimes there were too much and then too little and then tooo much again. And everyone except for Qishen and Marina copied my answers for that last question about the estimation of 150 ml shit. And then, we went back...where I was waiting for a freaking fight tot start..but it seems like it was settled yesterday...the useless fucks.

Why is it when I wanna see a fight, my van auntie comes or the fight is void? I wanna see some real action, that's all...oh well, I'll get my chance, sooner or later

Your friend,

Seiichiro Sano

Exam woes

I finally caught up with [switch] after missing it for nearly a year because of stupid Mangafox.

I LOLed at Usagi-chan's comment XDD

Haiz...I was sick and I couldn't find my netbook ( speaks with the thug accent) * it was undar these pile of clothes, capish?* XD

Went to the doctor on Monday night after following my parents to send back their friend's car, which we borrowed for two weeks because my dad got into an accident and the whole car was smashed * but he wasn't hurt, no* I've been coughing for a week and this week's exam week so that's probably the only reason why he decided to send me there XDD

The doc said my lungs were congested and I had a slight fever * which I didn't notice at all* so take it easy. I didn't go to school the next day because my dad told me so and spent the day sleeping because I was tired and also because the cough medicine the doc prescriped me was the drowsy type.

Well, Monday was yaoi-fill and I felt like crying because I was so damn happy and I couldn't keep this grin off my face. Baka-Itachi and Keran.

Keran uke.

Baka-Itachi seme

Happiness all the way

THEY WERE GRINDING! >W<>/b>

And in front of a teach. She didn't even NOTICE! RAWR YAOI!

The witnesses: Me, Usagi-chan, Velrooban, Siva and the others in the classroom who weren't paying attention during maths.

ARGH, STILL HAVE THEM IMAGES RUNNING THROUGH MY BRAIN ^_^

Okay, calm down, think of the exams....think of straight pairings....Think of SasuSaku...okay, that does it, I hate SasuSaku.

Kekeke, and you wonder why there're banshees at a Yaoi-con.

So, I probably flunked my BM, History and Science =_=''''

History..well, I didn't really study for it.

Science...was confusing and I was drowsy because I took some meds during Recess.

BM....has always been my downfall, besides Agama.

Well...it can't get any worse than this...right?

I'll hope for the best for tomorrow

And I lost my glasses. Again.

Although I'm nearsighted, I prefer to be able to see everything clear and not a blur. I'm pretty sure my eye power's shot up because I can't see your face properly if you're 8-10 meters away from me. Hehe...if they stay missing, I could get myself a new pair! XDD

OSHARE BANCHOU!!!! Love this song, it's so catchy! XD

Mukuro and Hibari are so perverted =_=''' Why couldn't they make a Yaoi ver of this?

Your Friend,

Seiichiro Sano